Hooray for bikers everywhere! BMX, mountain bikers, and roadies are totally awesome and totally taking over the streets and trails (but in a good way, not a bad "Stewie Griffin-conspires-to-conquer-the-world kind of taking over.) In recognition of their sweetness, Shirtcity churned-out some new biking graphics.
If you haven’t ridden a bike lately (or ever in your life,) I encourage you to get back in the saddle
again… literally! Just make sure that you’ve got some padded
protection for your crotch, because even after a just few minutes of
light riding, that special, sacred(?) area can get bruised and battered!
I know it’s not quite the season for snow yet, but I simply must show you the insane YouTube video that a German Shirtcity fan made in order to get a free t-shirt! The shirt he’s wearing is a Shirt of the Week (Shirt der Woche, in German) from Christmas time last year. There’s not much talking in the video, just a lot of snickering and chuckling. The words that are spoken by the girl at the beginning, "schon fertig?" mean "already done?," FYI. Play the video and get ready to be amusedly repulsed!
What a clever, intriguing elephant concocted by our Shirtcity designers! Pirate or Piratess, the mammoth marauder depicted looks cute and harmless enough, but who knows what sort of swashbuckling he/she’s been up to!? Actually, he/she’s so tricky, I might have featured him/her in a previous post, Watch out for the little girl in the corner, had he been "alive" at the time.
Just take a gander at that hook; now I don’t know for sure, but it doesn’t look very soft and cuddly to me. The eye patch could indicate a recent routine lasik surgery (on only one eye?,) but more than likely, I’d say he/she got into a nasty trunk fight over some tasty bamboo, coconuts, and berries.
No, I’m positive this is a rough and tough behemoth. And what about you? Are you the elephant in the room? Do you want to spice up your profile and make the upgrade to Pirate Elephant? Or are you perhaps going to get rowdy and noticed in a different way, drinking AND looking at pink elephants all day!?
Here’s a new graphic that throws back to Popeye’s nautical, nitwit nemesis, John "Bluto" Blutarsky. He’s sporting that undeniably fiendish wink for which the Popeye cartoons are so famous. Though mostly Popeye’s signature move, Bluto seems to have stolen it for this pose… he’s quite a jealous guy, you know.
The lovely(?), lithe lady of choice, Olive Oyl provides constant strife and competition between the two men. Poor Olive is always getting tossed and tumbled back and forth from benign Popeye to pernicious Bluto. Quite frankly, I’m shocked she never popped in half, as she looks to be about 6 feet tall, 85 pounds, with toothpicks for bones and thread for ligaments! (Move over, Popeye, sounds like she’s the one who really requires the spinach!) Apparently big Bluto disagrees however, because I’m pretty sure he’s aiming that goonish leer directly at sweet Miss Oyl. (I’m not quite sure that there’s anything about Olive that’s "diggable," but who knows… everyone’s got their quirky fetishes [except me.])
Now it’s your turn to approve of something. Can you dig it?
Hooray! Shirtcity has a new product…
drum roll, please: [badddaabadadaaaaaddadabadababadabada ba dum dum dum]
…Men’s Boxer Briefs!
We felt like guys might be feeling a bit slighted since we have offered so many styles of gal’s undies, so we found some ultra sexy, ultra comfy boxer briefs just for dudes (although the dudettes (or other dudes, depending) will more than likely enjoy them as well!) They’re suggestively snug to show off a man’s best ASSet. 
I’ve felt the super soft combed cotton, and luxurious lycra
that provides ultimate comfort and support. (But I swear, I’ve only felt them OFF the models, not on them!) They don’t have the conventional "barn door," but from what I’ve heard, (again, purely objective, I’ve never had first hand experience or observation,) not many guys use that anyway. It’s apparently easier to just "lower and release."
Ever heard of BlogDumps? Yeah, me neither, until today! I stumbled
upon it and found it to be quite nice, indeed! The name sounds a bit suspect
(the potty humor is slightly intimidating,) but really, the site is a mecca of
unique and lovely blogs. We’re going to get Shirtcity on there ASAP, STAT,
super-duper right away!!! Check out the link to see when we’re featured… it’s
sure to delight! In the meantime, get an "I love BlogDumps" shirt and confuse
the hell out of everyone!
Yeah, yeah, we all love this age of super technology (thanks, Japan,) but what about the old-fashioned stuff? Don’t you think it all probably feels really lonely and left-out?? I’m sure it does. That’s sad. We should do something about that.
Let’s start the Snail Mail thing again! That’s easy to do, right? I mean, I guess it is just a little spendy maybe, but for like, 41 cents, we can handle it, right? I say yes.
Okay, so quit writing emails all the time, and instead, take the time to practice your abandoned hand-writing and communicate like a real, socialized, caring person.
Everyone loves to open the mailbox and receive a nice note! Getting just bills and ValuPak coupons all the time is so beat. Throw back to the old days. Pick up a pen, pencil, sharpie, or a quill and ink, and get writing!
Hip, Hip, Hooray! There are a bunch of new color choices for customized text on all Shirtcity products!! Now you can be even more chromatic and prismatic!
Here’s the low-down (or is it down-low?) on the new hues:
Purple. Brown. Magenta. Light Green. Olive. Glow in the Dark!!!
Okay, you’ve all been apprised of the situation, now stop doing work and make something super showy!
Here’s another "green" post, everyone, though certainly a green of quite another kind [wink!] You’re already well aware that Shirtcity is an international company, embracing each country and its specific characteristics and customs. As we ship to all members of the European Union, we’ve made some Netherlands-specific (specifically Amsterdam) graphics! Parents, siblings, teachers, peers, co-workers, and religious fanatics might find some of these designs offensive or distasteful, but don’t feel bad. They’re just uptight and most likely jealous of your carefree lifestyle and attitude. You’re allowed to wear whatever you want (within reason, of course. For example, please, for the love of Pete, don’t ever wear a mini skirt with Uggs, because it’s never ever ever the right temperature for that!)
…Hey, is anybody hungry?
Folks, it doesn’t have to be St. Patrick’s Day for you to sport some blarney garb! No, no, no! Being Irish is stylish at any time of the year. Be you lad or lass (oh, gimme a break… Scotland’s close to Ireland at least,) you can publicize your true-blue (well, green, really) or assumed lucky, leprechaunish lineage!
So green stuff, lucky stuff (rabbits’ feet, four-leaf clovers, leprechauns with their pots of gold, etc.,) and oodles of beer and jaunty jigs are all very Irish in nature. Let’s see… what else is Irish? Well, the capital of Ireland is Dublin, and the fourth largest city in Ireland is Limerick, and then the— Wait, I know! Poetry is also Irish! The limerick is a type of poem using a strict five-line form with a rhyme scheme of AABBA. It’s pretty darn awesome and always entertaining!
What’s that? Okay, okay, if you insist. I will compose a limerick for you right now:
There is a cute blondie from Hooville,
Who once took a terribly great spill;
Black and blue but with flair,
Met and snagged a sweet Bear,
Now they travel the world: what a thrill!
Ta Da!!!!
Austria 
Belgium 
Switzerland 
Germany 
Denmark 
Spain 
France 
United Kingdom 
Italy 
Netherlands 
Norway 
Sweden 
United States 
